Hi everyone, Liss here!
Well, our third and final tree was put up Sunday night, aka the family tree. Once it’s decorated, the house is considered full of Christmas spirit, and you know what that means...
It’s time to welcome the damn elves.
We don’t do “Elf on a Shelf.” Ours happen to be generic plush elves named Tootsie and Tinker Twinkle (and yes, sadly there needs to be two elves...one to watch over each child!)
They return tonight by large paper airplane with runway lit by rope lights:
Only two weeks to go with the damn elves. But sadly, this will probably be our last year, as Myles is questioning Santa. Ava hasn’t believed in years, but plays along for Myles sake.
It was a good 12+ year run with the elves between both kids, so in honor of our Christmas tradition, I’ve rounded up some of the funniest Elf on a Shelf ideas to get you in the holiday spirit! Take a look...
Hilarious Poses For Your Elf On A Shelf
1. Chocolate Kisses // I Heart Naptime
You’ve been caught red-handed! Er...chocolate-mouthed!
2. Trapped! // Jennifer Saintz
This probably won’t end well...
3. Blame Game // A Small Snippet
“Um...it was Myles!”
4. Reindeer Poo // I Think We Could Be Friends
Whoever smelt it, dealt it!
5. Incognito // Your Modern Family
Just one of the turtles...
6. Wrecking Ball // Netmums
Miley Cyrus never saw THIS coming!
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See what we mean? Those damn elves are pretty funny! Which one is your favorite? Is there one we missed? Leave a comment!
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